Gerald Pumpkins doesn't explain his wealth. He simply holds $KINS.
- Supply
- 1B
- Tax
- 0%
- Airdrop
- 25%
The Legend of
Gerald Pumpkins
03:00. He was not waiting.
Nobody knows where Gerald came from. One night he appeared outside a palace hotel, stepped out of a Lamborghini, and the doorman simply nodded.
He has never posted a chart. He has never said "to the moon". Gerald considers that vulgar.
People asked how he got rich. He adjusted his aviators and said: "I held."
And so the Inner Circle was founded: a private network for people who prefer signals over noise. The membership card is $KINS.
"I don't chase pumps. Pumps chase me."
Why Gerald, why now
Gerald doesn't chase pumps. Pumps chase Gerald.
Early in
$KINS just launched on pump.fun. The doors have only just opened.
Holders get rewarded
Holding $KINS qualifies you for the airdrop, scaled by your tier (see below).
A character, not a chart
Gerald is an instantly recognisable face built for memes, edits and content. Meme culture runs on characters.
Fair launch on Solana
Launched via pump.fun, no presale.
Airdrop tiers
Your airdrop is a percentage of what you already hold.
Balances are read on-chain at the snapshot. LP pools, exchange wallets and the team wallet are excluded.
A day in the life of Gerald
An itinerary, recorded by witnesses.
Wakes up. Checks nothing. Already up.
Brunch at the Ritz. Pays in $KINS. The waiter is confused. Gerald is not.
The valet asks which Lamborghini he wants. Gerald takes both keys.
Arrives at the party. Does not dance. The party dances around him.
Leans on the car under a streetlight. Somewhere, a chart goes green. Coincidence.
Tokenomics
Some are born rich. Some hold $KINS.
How to buy
Membership is not for everyone. That's the point.
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom is the usual choice. Gerald approves.
Buy SOL
Get SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to pump.fun
Paste the contract address. Verify it.
Swap for $KINS
Done. Welcome to the holder list.
Roadmap
- Phase I· Now
The Arrival
Launch, website, community on Instagram & TikTok
- Phase II
The Airdrop
Snapshot & tier rewards for holders
- Phase III
The Season
Meme contests, Gerald sticker packs, holder-only content
- Phase IV
The Takeover
Bigger listings & partnerships (only if the community gets there)
The Meme Vault
Gerald permits you to use his likeness. Naturally.
